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Meat Babies - Vegeterian's worst nightmare

2009-02-23T11:00:00.001-08:00

Just to make sure no dumb ass thinks this is a real baby. This is NOT a real baby. Maybe it is made with parts of baby cows but it is not a human baby. And if you need to read this to calm you stupid ass down, you are a DUMBASS!

INSANE JUMBOTRON DANCE

2009-02-23T10:54:00.000-08:00

10 most sluttiest girls on talk tv

2009-02-20T04:48:00.000-08:00

What a pitiful way to sing the national anthem

2008-10-15T08:04:00.000-07:00

The GREEN TEAM - Another Funny or Die viral success

2008-08-28T14:52:00.001-07:00

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die

REGULAR EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY RAPS - SUPER FUNNY!!!!

2008-08-24T17:11:00.001-07:00

http://view.break.com/407540 - Watch more free videos

Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song 2 - Watch more free videos

Sunday Afternoon - Watch more free videos

The Real Britney Spears Sound

2008-08-22T17:54:00.000-07:00

Best Beer Commercial of all time. Period.

2008-08-19T12:57:00.000-07:00

THE GREAT OFFICE WAR

2008-08-07T05:30:00.000-07:00

More videos from the "Contagious" channel at Heavy.com

CHASEY LANE - CRAP OUT AT A PORN SHOOT

2008-07-26T05:53:00.001-07:00

Chesey Lane used to be one of the hottest names in porn. Enter crack...

Chesey Lane is cracked out of her fucking mind. There used to be a time when I would give my left nut just to be int he room with this has been hottie... Now I can see myself paying $5 to have her blow me (I will put on 5 condoms of course).

What a reality check... Watch this and see the truth behind the porn industry.

PART 1

PART 2

OMAROSA = ABW (Angrey Black Woman)

2008-07-22T16:09:00.001-07:00

HOST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HIS GUESTS

2008-05-28T10:36:00.001-07:00

40 HOURS IN AN ELEVATOR

2008-04-22T19:31:00.000-07:00

CCTV:Nicholas White was a thirty-four-year-old production manager at Business Week. He was working late on a special assignment and wanted a cigarette. He told a colleague that he’d be right back and, leaving his jacket behind, headed downstairs. Thus commenced the longest smoke break of Nicholas White’s life, a harrowing experience that began at around eleven o’clock on a Friday night in October, 1999.The Business Week offices were located on the forty-third floor of the McGraw-Hill Building in mid-town Manhattan. When White finished his cigarette, he returned to the lobby, got into Car No. 30 and pressed the button marked 43. The car accelerated. It was an express elevator, with no stops below the thirty-ninth floor, and the building was deserted. But after a moment, White felt a jolt. The lights went out, immediately flashed on again and then the elevator stopped.This happened in 1999 but this footage has only recently been made available....

CRIME & PUNISHMENT

2008-04-17T14:53:00.000-07:00

These two deserve each other....what a couple of douchebags.

CRIME:

PUNISHMENT:

The FIST FOOT WAY - Funny!

2008-03-25T11:07:00.000-07:00

WHAT CAN YOU DO IN 15 SECONDS?

2008-03-20T11:46:00.001-07:00

Check this very interesting little video....kind of sheds light on what 15 seconds mean....

MOBILE MARKETING - COOL!!!!

2008-03-18T12:16:00.000-07:00

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Jimmy Kimmel - I am Fucking Ben Affleck

2008-02-25T08:33:00.000-08:00

This is by far the funniest comeback video I have EVER seen!

Will Pharell on CNBC

2008-02-18T06:07:00.000-08:00

Will Pharell is the funniest man alive!

This guy rocks everything he touches or participates in....

Dang, I was laughing so hard after watching this!

Sandwiches - The best music video ever?

2008-02-13T09:13:00.001-08:00

I DARE you to try and do this with your cell phone

2008-02-11T14:15:00.001-08:00

Jamiroquai - The best of...

2008-02-05T11:15:00.000-08:00

MASSIVE ATTACK - UNFINISHED SYMPATHY

2008-02-05T11:11:00.001-08:00

Wow, what a blast from the past, I used to LOVE this song.

Check out this single shot video...really good stuff!

A CRAPPY SITUATION - THIS IS FUNNY!!!!

2008-02-04T20:09:00.000-08:00

Dumbest Product Informertial EVER!!!!! - Hawaii Chair

2008-02-01T14:02:00.001-08:00

Sara Silverman is fucking Matt Damon - FUNNY!

2008-02-01T12:52:00.000-08:00

Pepsi's new Super bowl commercial - Bob's House

2008-01-25T05:19:00.000-08:00

LIFE ON MARS - THE FINAL PROOF

2008-01-23T12:39:00.000-08:00

AWESOME TOWN - BEST OF

2008-01-21T11:05:00.000-08:00

Guy Films himself breaking his neck

2008-01-21T05:16:00.000-08:00

How sad!

However, the guy keeps on living life.

There is a lesson to be learned here, I think.

My first lesson: DONT SKYDIVE!

Bill Gates Last Day at Microsoft Video

2008-01-08T14:02:00.000-08:00

WOW Bill sure knows how to round them up: Bono, Jay-Z and so many more!

I liked the movie, the guy sure has a sense of humor!

Roommate revenge

2007-12-29T15:41:00.000-08:00

What do you do when your asshole roommate slams the door every day at 6:00am....

Well this guy here buttered the tile floor in front of the door and placed a camera to catch the action.

Roommate Revenge: Buttered Floor - Watch more free videos

The ultimate Revenge plan

2007-12-29T15:38:00.001-08:00

This is the ultimate in revenge...what i like is how cold and cool this guy is as he executes his ultimate revenge.

THE BEST REVENGE VIDEO EVER!

BLU-RAY LASER STAR TREK PHAZER

2007-11-13T06:23:00.000-08:00

This is the complete instruction movie on how to turn a toy phazer into a cool blue ray laser!

Blu-Ray Laser Phaser! - The best bloopers are here

Flight Attendants can be funny - LISTEN!

2007-10-30T07:54:00.001-07:00

Call me CHRIS one more time - I dare you...

2007-10-22T09:01:00.000-07:00

Who doesnt like Hot Air Baloon's race?

2007-10-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

Worth listening to

2007-10-11T08:41:00.001-07:00

TACO ANYONE?

2007-10-11T08:26:00.001-07:00

This is one more reminder to any celebrity - DONT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR PANTIES!

So who do we have here?

Beyonce Knowles croch shot

Britney Spears sroch shot

J-Lo croch shot

Kate Moss croch shot

Jordan croch shot

Lindsey Lohan croch shot

Paris Hilton croch shot

Unmotivation

2007-10-09T14:00:00.001-07:00

Are you smarter than an American college Student

2007-10-06T10:50:00.000-07:00

Some of the pearls of wisdom generated by American college students.

Now if their parnets only knew what kind of education their money buys...

A Blind Date with a Crack Whore

2007-10-04T07:01:00.001-07:00

I will never complain about MY kids again....

2007-09-24T13:19:00.000-07:00

Ok everyone I know most times you see a banner ad and its a scam for some stupid thing that will never do what it says. The banner below, for ugotitfirst.com is a link to a really great deal. Basically advertisers pay you to send you coupons to your phone. Essentially, the advertising middleman is cut out and you make some risidual cash. Its not a ton of money, but usually its enough to pay your cell bill each month Anyway, its worth a try, I have been happy with it so far

For all you parents out there!
(This includes all "wanna-be"and "could-have-been-but-chose-not-to-be parents".)

REPEAT AFTER ME Fifty Five more times than shown here!

I will never complain about MY kids again .
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids a gain ...
I will never complain about MY kids again ...
I will never complain about MY kids again ..

Dont Tase me Bro - MC. Hammer mashup - real nice!

2007-09-24T13:09:00.000-07:00

Crime & Punishment

2007-09-17T12:10:00.000-07:00

CRIME
I could not stop laughing at this guy - what a joke

PUNISHMENT
Seth Green takes a stab at Chris Cocker and cheers my day!

Seth Green Chris Crocker Outtakes

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Blue Oyster Cult - DONT FEAR THE REAPER

2007-09-17T11:51:00.001-07:00

OK, This is just me LOVING EVERYTHING about this song!

We will start with a kick ass LIVE version

These are the lyrics (also, you can hear the cowbell in this version

And now to the SNL treatment of the song. Enjoy:

In the words of Bruce Dikinson.....

"I have a fever and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!!"

Ream more about this song and the SNL skit

Offensive R us - this is just amazin!

2007-09-08T08:46:00.000-07:00

I love Motivational posters...but these just take everything a step further, either with stupidity or with ignorance......

AMAZIN - Advice: How to avoid rage at the workplace

2007-08-26T06:55:00.000-07:00

(1) Keep your big mouth shut and keep your personal business, personal!

(2) Make sure the employee you have been teasing and busting his/hers balls cannot kick your lame ass if they get upset by your juvenile behavior...

(3) Make sure youre not sitting next to the dumbass hothead who cannot for the life of him operate technology...

AMAZIN - Rude Motivation

2007-08-23T10:21:00.000-07:00

What happens when you take the beautiful language and amazing pictures out of the motivational posters?

AMAZIN - Diamond are forever

2007-08-21T09:39:00.000-07:00

I just LOVE these best sellers.....LOL.... if youre going to spend the dough you might as well laugh a bit in the process....

Amazin - Renegade home designs

2007-08-20T07:07:00.001-07:00

All I can say is that some people are absolutly OUT OF THEIR MINDS! Can you imagine living in some of these houses?

Amazin - Beautiful Movie posters for SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

2007-08-18T06:54:00.000-07:00

I thought the movie was lame, sort of watching your friend playing a video game. The posters however, are AMAZING!

Amazin - Vacation in Bora Bora - Dive into a dream

2007-08-16T08:11:00.001-07:00

How amazing would it be to board an airplane in the US, and fly to heaven on earth, to Bora Bora...

Your cabin is right ont he water, so you can go for an early morning swim. The water is crystal clear...

What would you do if you landed in this amazing place?

Amazin - the WRONG job campaign

2007-07-31T13:49:00.000-07:00

Think about this campaign every time you wake up in the morning and think your life suck!
Talk about working from home or working in a dumpy office.... Just think what if these pictures were of real workplaces..... LOL.... Someone would be making money just selling gus for these people to kill themselves. Anyway, enjoy!